A naked photo of Logan?
Books on home economics?
Proof that Scott s cheating on her with Emma, combined with her blonde head in a plate?
The coronets for little miss perfect?
A really naughty thought?
Jewelry?
Expensive, designers clothes?
A coffin? (it might sound as a really inappropriate gift but we all know that she s definitely going to use it)
Pay for her a couple of sessions on internalised anger management?
Drag her to a strippers joint. Next morning she ll have forgotten all about mr i m so confused.